MOLFING 2026

Eight 50 year old dudes living the good life…

What started as a food plan turned into the whole week — house codes, tee times, dinners, the map, and the shopping list that keeps it all fed. Vote on each dinner below and everyone sees it live, right there.

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Sat Sep 19 → Sat Sep 26 8 guys 7 dinners 1 night out 1740 E Beaubien Dr, 85024

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Sat 19Pizza after the grocery runHouse
Sun 20Steak nightGrill
Mon 21Ribs and BBQ chickenGrill
Tue 22Build-your-own tacosGrill
Wed 23Spatchcock chickenGrill
Thu 24Smash burgers and bratsGrill
Fri 25Last supper at The KegOut

House info

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Quick facts

Address: 1740 E Beaubien Dr, Phoenix, AZ 85024 — check-in 4:00pm, check-out 10:00am.

Door code: the last four digits of the phone number used to book on VRBO. Two numbers flash first on the keypad — enter those, then the full code. A long high-pitched tone means the door's jammed: pull it toward you flush with the frame and try again. Garage code:

Wi-Fi: TMOBILE-F7CD, password (tap to copy). Modem's in the cabinet right of the TV in the family room — unplug it for a minute and plug it back in if anything acts up.

Keys: on the entry table — silver is the front door, gold is every other door. Leave both plus the garage remote back on that table when you leave.

Already stocked — skip these on the grocery run: toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap, dish soap, dishwasher soap, laundry soap, and garbage bags.

Cameras: a Ring doorbell up front and a camera on the side gate — just a heads up.

Owner contact: text or call 480-331-1392 for anything that comes up.

Who sleeps where

RoomBeds
Master (downstairs)2 king
Master 2 (upstairs)1 king
Bedroom 31 king
Bedroom 42 twin XL
Bedroom 52 twin XL

Bedrooms 2 & 3 share a bathroom upstairs. Sleeps up to 20 with air mattresses — 2 full and 5 twin, all stored in the master closet.

House rules

  • Non-smoking, no pets
  • Quiet hours 10pm–5am
  • Shoes off on carpet
  • Food and drinks stay in the kitchen and dining room
  • 1 car in the garage, 3 on the driveway — no overnight street parking
  • AC: don't drop below 79°F if the house sits empty for the day
  • Pool runs at 84°, spa at 102° — text the owner to adjust either
  • Spa cover back on when it's not in use; grill cover back on after cooking
  • Backup propane tank is in the garage if the grill runs out
  • Dishwasher tabs go loose in the bottom of the machine, not the little compartment
  • Trash & recycling day is Tuesday, bins out the night before — missing it is a $75 hauling fee

Checkout checklist

For Saturday
the 26th
  • Strip any bed you slept in; wash leftover sheets and towels the night before you leave
  • Deflate and fold the air mattresses back into the master closet (twins in their bags, fulls folded on the shelf)
  • Clean and put away dishes; clear perishables from both fridges
  • All trash out of the house and backyard; pool toys back in the tote. If it doesn't fit in the outdoor bins, take it with you rather than leaving it piled up
  • Set the thermostat to 82°F
  • Turn off every light except the one outside the front door
  • Check every rental car for the garage remote
  • Leave both house keys and the garage remote on the entry table
  • Lock every exterior door and window — double-check the front door locks all the way before you walk away

Good to know

A mountain preserve with hiking trails sits right behind the house — the trailhead is just off the road. Sky Harbor is about 24 minutes away outside rush hour. If anyone wants an extra round, Lookout Mountain and Paradise Valley golf courses are both about 15 minutes out. For a day off: Sedona, Flagstaff, Tucson, Quartzsite, and Tortilla Flats are all reasonable day-trip distance.

Dinners

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Two more we can swap in

If a night gets voted down, these are ready to go. Both feed eight, both are one grill and one cutting board.

Skewer bar

4 lbs chicken thigh cubes and 3 lbs shrimp, two marinades (lemon-garlic-oregano, and chili-lime), plus onion and pepper chunks. Everyone builds their own skewer, they cook in 8 minutes, and it goes over rice with tzatziki and hot sauce.

Sausage and peppers

16 links across brats, hot Italian and chorizo, three pans of peppers and onions cooked down soft, hoagie rolls, provolone, spicy mustard. Twenty minutes, zero skill required, huge pile of food.

Golf & dinner itinerary

Tee times booked —
dinner follows after

All four courses are pinned on the map below, in the golf section of the key. Times below assume a 4.5-hour round plus drive time each way, so dinner prep never overlaps golf — Monday's ribs shifted later to make that true.

DayCourseLeave byTee timeHome byDinner starts

Suggestions

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Breakfast

All seven mornings,
build your own

The breakfast bar

One counter, same setup every morning, everyone builds what they want. A big pan of scrambled eggs (or a skillet out for eggs to order), crumbled sausage, chopped bacon, crispy hash browns, shredded cheese, pico, avocado, salsa, jalapeños, hot sauce.

Pick your carrier: a warm flour tortilla for a burrito, an English muffin or bagel for a sandwich, or straight into a bowl. Coffee on from 5:30, fruit and yogurt at the end of the counter for whoever's pretending.

MorningBreakfast
Sat 19Arrival day. Most guys eat on the way in — coffee, bagels and fruit at the house once the grocery run lands.
Sun 20Full bar: bacon on a sheet pan in the oven at 400°F for 18 minutes, eggs, hash browns. Make a double batch of eggs and roll 24 foil-wrapped burritos for the week while the bar is already out.
Mon 21Burrito day. Ninety seconds in the microwave and you eat in the cart. Coffee and fruit out.
Tue 22Full bar, sausage instead of bacon. Leftover tortillas get griddled.
Wed 23Rest day, no golf — full bar, no rush. Let it stretch into a long, lazy breakfast by the pool.
Thu 24Burrito day again, plus whatever bacon is left.
Fri 25Full bar, last of the eggs. French toast with the end of the bread if anyone's ambitious.
Sat 26Clear the fridge: final burritos, coffee, fruit, wheels up.

Lunch

All seven days,
mostly eaten on a cart

The deli bar

One shelf of the fridge is the lunch shelf and it never moves: turkey, roast beef, salami, cheddar and pepper jack, hoagie rolls, sliced bread, tortillas for wraps, mayo, mustard, horseradish mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, pepperoncini. Chips and fruit on the counter next to it.

Last night's meat goes on the lunch shelf, sliced and ready. Cold ribeye on a roll with horseradish mayo is the best lunch of the week, and it's free.

DayLunch
Sat 19Grab tacos on the way in — El Super Taco or Taco Cinco are both right off Cave Creek Rd and both cheap.
Sun 20Deli bar. Cooler packed with waters, Gatorade and jerky the night before.
Mon 21Cold steak sandwiches from Sunday. Don't let anyone throw out the trimmings.
Tue 22Rib and chicken sliders from Monday, on the leftover buns.
Wed 23Deli bar by the pool. Rest day — no golf, no rush, no reason to leave the house.
Thu 24Burrito bar: Tuesday's beef, shrimp and toppings rolled into wraps.
Fri 25Deli bar. Finish the meat drawer.
Sat 26Pack out. Whatever's left goes in a bag for the road.

Cooler, packed the night before

  • Water — freeze half the bottles overnight, they become the ice
  • Gatorade and an electrolyte powder. It'll be 100°F+
  • Jerky, beef sticks, trail mix, protein bars
  • Chips, pretzels, sunflower seeds, gum
  • Beer in its own soft cooler

What makes this work

Nobody cooks lunch. The bar is out, the leftovers are sliced, and whoever's heading to the course builds a sandwich in ninety seconds on the way past. The only lunch that takes planning is Wednesday, and that one's a road trip for brisket.

Where to eat and drink

Everything here is
18 minutes or less

Mexican row, straight down Cave Creek Road

The best food near the house is Mexican, and it's all on one road running south from you. Four places, four price points, none of them more than 15 minutes.

5Valle Luna 4.5 ★ · 5,300 reviews (602) 867-9100
9 min · to 10pm

A North Phoenix institution that has been feeding big tables for decades — cheap, fast, friendly, and no drama about walking in with eight guys. Pork tamales, beef taquitos, excellent salsa, margaritas by the pitcher. A solid call any night nobody feels like cooking.

8Corazón de Agave 4.6 ★ (480) 597-7475
11 min · to 10pm

The nicer room of the bunch, at Bell and 40th. An enormous bowl of guacamole made fresh, chicken-and-shrimp fajitas that feed two, chile relleno, cucumber-jalapeño margaritas. Slower service than Valle Luna, better food. Swap it in if the group wants to sit down properly.

6El Super Taco 4.8 ★ (602) 585-2150
11 min · to 10pm Fri–Sat

Counter joint on Cave Creek Rd. Order at the register, loaded tacos, birria, carne asada burritos, real horchata. Nine bucks a man and it'll be the best thing you eat that day. Perfect lunch or a late feed on the way home.

7Taco Cinco 4.9 ★ (480) 219-1903
14 min · closes 8–9pm

Highest-rated food on this entire list. LA-style street tacos, tortillas made in house, al pastor and carne asada worth the drive, jamaica and horchata to wash it down. Closes early, so it's a lunch or a 6pm dinner, not a night out.

Five minutes from your beds

Cave Creek Rd at Rose Garden, the strip closest to the house — for nights where the whole plan is a couple of drinks and a short drive home.

2Sunshine Breakfast Bar 4.7 ★ (602) 610-9655
5 min · 7am–2pm

The breakfast morning out. Meat lover's omelette, chicken fried steak with sausage gravy, bacon-blueberry pancakes, fresh-squeezed OJ. Patio has misters. Weekends get a wait, so go midweek.

3Upper Crust Pizza & Patio 4.3 ★ (602) 923-2389
5 min · to 11pm Fri–Sat

Four 16-inch pies for pickup covers eight guys. Six-dollar wine and a patio if you'd rather eat there. The zero-effort night.

4Larry's Cocktails 4.6 ★ (602) 765-6560
5 min · to 2am nightly

A proper neighborhood dive with heavy pours and cheap tabs, open until two, five minutes from the house. Not a dinner — the last stop.

Desert Ridge Marketplace

Tatum and Loop 101, 10 minutes east. A dozen options in one parking lot plus a Total Wine, which is why it wins any night nobody can agree.

10Yard House 4.5 ★ (480) 563-9273
to midnight Fri–Sat

Around a hundred taps and a half-price appetizer happy hour that feeds eight for about a hundred bucks. Poke nachos, garlic noodles, plenty of screens. A good option any night the group wants a change of scenery.

10The Keg Steakhouse + Bar 4.5 ★ (480) 419-7772
4–11pm Fri–Sat

Steakhouse dinner without Scottsdale prices. Bone-in ribeye, prime rib, and a smoked gouda spinach dip that gets ordered twice at every table. The last-night pick. Book Fri

10Thirsty Lion 4.6 ★ (480) 419-5070
to 11pm Fri–Sat

The easiest table for eight in the center — huge patio, takes reservations, menu wide enough that nobody complains. The reliable fallback.

10Barrio Queen 4.4 ★ (480) 466-7445
to 11pm Fri–Sat

Guacamole made at the table and a tequila list in the hundreds. Pricier and louder than Mexican row, but it's right there if you're already at Desert Ridge.

10The Whining Pig & Total Wine bar to 2am Fri–Sat
store to 10pm

The Whining Pig is a small craft beer and wine bar tucked downstairs — good last drink, minimal food after 9:30. Total Wine is in the same lot, so do the booze run on the way to dinner and only make one trip.

Sports bars and barbecue

For a game, or for the one lunch worth driving for.

11Lookout Tavern 4.2 ★ · 2,600 reviews (602) 926-9786
10 min · to 2am Fri–Sat

Big, loud, genuinely casual sports bar on Greenway with a shaded north-facing patio, misters, a wall of TVs and games at the table. Cajun wings and house salsa are the order. Easy substitute for any night out on this list.

12The Burg Sports Grill 4.1 ★ 8 min · opens 6:30am Fri–Sat

Neighborhood sports bar in your own zip code that opens at 6:30 on weekend mornings. Relevant if anyone wants a beer with an early kickoff.

14Little Miss BBQ — Sunnyslope 4.7 ★ (602) 314-6922
18 min · 11am–7pm

The best brisket in Arizona, no real argument. Order at the counter, get the fatty brisket, the hot link and the jalapeño cheddar grits. They sell out — be there before 1pm.

13Pork on a Fork 4.4 ★ (623) 434-1794
10 min · closes 6pm

Half the drive of Little Miss and nearly as good on brisket. Enormous bowls, cornbread, mashed potatoes and gravy. Closed Mondays.

Two more, if you feel like a drive

17The Creek Patio Grill 4.5 ★ 15 min north · to 11pm Fri–Sat

Tatum and Dixileta on the way into Cave Creek. Everybody orders the bang bang shrimp; filet sliders and a big bar make it an easy group night with a nicer room than a sports bar.

9The Mexicano by Chef Joey 4.5 ★ · 4,700 reviews 16 min · to 10pm Fri–Sat

Cactus Road in Scottsdale. Margarita flights, birria bao buns, adobo ribs — the most interesting Mexican food in range if the group wants something beyond the neighborhood spots.

One call to make today

The Keg for Friday — book the 8-top. Everything else on this list takes eight guys as a walk-in if you go before 7.

The map

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Shopping list

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Add whatever's missing

Two stops on arrival day, roughly $850–$1,050 all in, about $15 a man per day. Costco first for meat and bulk, then WinCo for the rest — it's open 24 hours, so a late landing doesn't matter.

Tick an item and it crosses off for everyone, with a running count in the cart. Type anything we've missed into the box at the bottom of a list and hit add. The × next to a line deletes it for everyone too — it's all shared live once the board's connected.

Who does what

Nobody cooks and cleans
the same night

Nightly pairs

Two guys cook, two different guys clean, rotate each night. Five nights actually hit the grill (Sun–Thu) — Saturday's pizza and Friday's Keg dinner don't need a crew — so most guys cook once and a couple pull double duty. Assign names right on each dinner card above — the Cooking and Cleanup dropdowns save live for everyone, so it's easy to change your mind later.

Standing jobs

  • Grocery run — Costco then WinCo, needs to happen Saturday, whoever's up for driving
  • Breakfast bar — first one up sets it out and starts coffee
  • Cooler — packed the night before by whoever isn't cooking
  • Reservations — one guy owns both calls
  • Grill — check propane day one, buy a spare tank

Desert notes

Late September in Phoenix runs 100–105°F most afternoons. That changes a few things:

  • Grill after 6pm, not at 4pm
  • Meat goes fridge to grill, not fridge to counter for an hour
  • Keep the cooler in the shade and refill ice daily
  • Water in the cart before beer in the cart
  • Buy twice the ice you think you need

Your turn

Vote on each dinner above — everyone sees who picked what right under the card, live, no group chat needed. Anything else you want to add or veto goes in the box below — hit Post and it shows up on the Suggestions board for everyone.

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